Brad Delson was being rather insomniacish one fine morning, so he decided to take a walk to the nearby llama park. As he walked he spotted a small boy who had fallen from his bike. He went over to help him and asked “Why are you up this early?” the small boy replied “I am practising to go to the olympics, I havd to be good enough to go in three years you know.” As Brad helped him back on his bike he became rather curious about this as the boy looked to be only 4 years old. “Are you any good on the bike?” Brad asked.
“I am very good, yes I am, I’ve been riding since I was 8 months old I’m told, my parents are rather proud, yes they are. Would you like to watch me?”
“Oh yeah sure” Brad said with a slight yawn. The young boy pedalled off down the road and to Brad's surprise the boy was going quite fast. Brad cheered him on and he continued to ride up to the llama park with Brad running far behind him. When they got to the park it looked as though all the llamas were high or something, but the young boy rode on, obviously not noticing that the llamas were chasing him. Brad jumped in a golfcart that was parked close by, sped up and started chasing the llamas. By this time each of the llamas had pulled out machine guns and were ready to kill the young boy. Brad was deeply concenred about this but knew he couldnt do anything to stop them. The boy rode close to a river but veered as soon as he got to the rivers edge. Being as dumb as they were the llamas continued to chase the boy not knowing that he had turned away. Brad watched in awe as one by one the lamas fell into the water and a huge explosion came about when the llamas hit the water. The llamas were psychoticly electricly programmed to kill anyone that came close to the park.
The young boy rode over to where Brad was standing, looking in awe at the fire that had begun. The boy said in a rather quirky tone "My babies. My voodoo babies. The pain *hki%HbSTWarkkKkk!o/ghkkk!!!!" Brad watched as the young boy exploded into a miniscule ant, which was later carted off to begin extensive electric shock therapy and to live a much brighter ungenetically modified happy fun time of a life.

To everyones surprise Brad was extremely happy with this experience, but the only strange thing that came of it was a pair of peculiarly big headphones that he began to wear at every possible moment. Not much is known but it has come to my consideration that he uses this odd device to become in tune with the 'Matrix' a.k.a a way of communicating with that odd boy he met that fairly strange day.